And Now A Word From Our Sponsors
This weeks blog is brought to you by the fine people at some company I have no idea what they do, or what they sell or even what their name is. But at least they have amazing t-shirts!
From what I’m able to gather from their “marketing materials” they produce some yellowish gel that when fried up in a skillet by a yellowish turd, helps to cure dry scalp while simultaneously arousing any women within an odor wafting radius.
Sure sounds refreshing, don’t it?
It’s now available in fine stores near you, including Butt Fast Food Centre — where it comes out, just as fast as it went in! Or your money back! Guaranteed!