We Are Not Alone
I’m sorry Roswell, but if an alien spacecraft really did crash in one of your farms, it’s probably because the driver of said spacecraft fell asleep at the wheel (?) out of sheer boredom with the town of Roswell. I know I almost did. And another thing!! If alien life forms actually did swing through Roswell to check out life here on Earth, odds are that we probably won’t be seeing them again any time soon, cuz lord knows I sure as hell wouldn’t wanna come back here. I’m sure the surface of the moon would be WAY more entertaining than this dot on the map.
Now that’s some tacky sh_t!
— Mom G.
October 28, 2010 1:36 pm.