Liars! You’re All A Bunch Of Damn Liars!
I’ve been waiting my whole life for this moment.
No, not THAT moment. Eww Gross!
I’ve been waiting to witness the Coriolis force in person. To see water drain out of a toilet in the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere from that of the north. But here I am, south of the equator, and what do I see? It drains in the exact same direction as the last toilet I used!
Either this toilet is broken (I blame Jay) or my elementary school teachers lied to me!
This is upsetting.