George, Here’s A Tissue
There’s a granite booger in your nose.
What’s Wrong With Wall?
Everything! Wall Drugs is the perfect example of what’s wrong with this country: glutenous consumerism! Who buys this CRAP!?!?
Bad-Ass-Lands
There’s really nothing in South Dakota, except for this one saving grace: The Badlands. Similar in a way to Joshua Tree, this natural wonder springs out of the ground in what would otherwise be the most boring state in the nation. They do have LOTS of bugs in this state though. Just ask my windshield!
One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordo
You gallop in on your trusty steed with guns a blazin’ dagnabbit!
Corn Chaos In Mitchell
If you haven’t seen the coverage about the near-catastrophic situation in Mitchell, South Dakota, I invite you to watch this shocking segment. Make sure you’re sitting down.
